Never underestimate the power of your caterer. I think that Diane and I were trying to use our mind melting talents to morph the giant ice seahorse into a model of the Chrysler building. As I remember it, this was a fantastic summer wedding that was only marred by a guest driving his vintage Lincoln Continental down the patio stairs into the fountain. Imagine our surprise. Imagine his surprise. Imagine the photographer’s surprise….

New brake pads….priceless….